Honestly I just want to suck some dicks right now and maybe get mine sucked. In that horny mood

Despite having ulcerative colitis, I just ate an entire burrito. I regret nothing

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via whatawaytoexist)

gothicxbae:

Defend Butts 🔫 #nationalbuttday

I think I just made a pact

rapgamesensei:

dunked on er!!!!!!
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