I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

(via destynnee-realta)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via officialwhitegirls)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
comedycentral:

K&P, where you at?
New episodes return next Wednesday.
nintendo420:

new favorite porn title 2014

It ain’t gunna suck itself

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

image

(via lovelysora)

well i tried to cheer up a friend but only made matters worse, i’m useless 

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